its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.
mY SKIN IS WHITE???
I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??
cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!
THIS FUCKING WEBSITE WTF WAS GOING THROUGH YOUR HEAD?
I’m going immerse my laptop in a full bathtub and then take a picture of it with some fancy camera that I also sometimes use for selfies and then I’ll post it to tumblr.
The turtle cavalry is serious shit
"Onward, alligator steed!"
"I’m a crocodile."
"Silence, water horse!"